Spies Like Nice Things too!!

An acquaintance of a lady now accused of being a Russian spy remonstrated "She can't be! She does such nice things with hydrangeas." The lady in question cartainly was not hard to look at but did not remind one at all of Pussy Galore; instead, it telegraphed "middle-aged Slavic". The observer obviously did not understand that a person in the spying trades oughtnot to advertise his/her occupation. He/she ought to look very average and not appear any smarter than those surrounding him/her. If he is surrounded by sports fans, he should cultivate his knowledge of the NFL, of soccer, tennis orwomen's volleyball. A woman ought to do a little gardening if her neighbors do. If everyone drinks beer, your spy couple might do well to forsake aged in oak Chardonnay for a time. If the neighbors are careful buyers, a wine-loving spy would do well to learn to love "Two-buck Chuck".